Wrong Hole by DJ Lubel

WRONG HOLE

I took her on a date things seemed so bright

I knew I would not need my youporn tonight

We go to her place and we fooled around

We throw all our clothes to the ground

We begin as she turns out the lights

I start but feel something so very extra tight

I hear her cry and I see her frown

I look at the condom it is all brown

Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole

I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul

Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole

Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better

In my defense those holes are so close together

Oh baby baby don't feel defiled

It's a common accident during doggy style

It was so dark I couldn't see so good

I had no idea where I put my wood

I want to make things better want to make it alright

If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)

Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole

I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul

I never ever want to make you feel hurting

I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting

Tell me how you feel baby please don't pause

Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ

Maybe take some advit your pain it will fix

From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics

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If this was Alabama we would be on trial

That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child

I've got a confession and I think you wont mind

I kinda liked when you put it in my behind

I don't know baby I'm no Sodomite

Can't we just try it again tonight?

Alright!

Every night I stick it in the wrong hole

It's so much fun and we don't need no birth control

When we stick it in the wrong hole.

I stuck in your ass.

Trojan Games vs Shaolin "Kung Fu"

Past few days Haze was show us a site Trojan Games. It was really funny and we had a good laughed. If you admit yourself is very good on sex, I wonder any of you dare to try it or not... hehehe..

Here are some funny videos for sharing...

#1 Judo Semifinal - Tricia Williams (GBR) vs Francois Beridon (FRA)

#2 Weightlifting - Mosienko (UKR) and Bubka (UKR)

#3 Precision Vaulting - Ruthie-Lou Jackson (USA) and Bertie Weinberger (USA)

After we finished watching the video, we was joke around and ask the "Gwai Lou" to try it but he said those style at the video were normal. He said he can do some more awesome and hardcore Shaolin Kung Fu style. As the way he described it, I actually found a video that matched...

#4 unknown Hong Kong stars.

So, which one for you to vote as "Awesomesauce" ? :P